How did this happen?

My fingers can’t press my forehead any harder than they are now.

How do people like that exist without ending up in the ER every five minutes?

Just, wow. I don’t even want to attempt to figure.

I don’t know what’s going on right now.

I’m laughing so hard right now.

I’m not even laughing out loud at this point.

But I’m laughing so much in my head that my throat feels like it’s out of air.

Yup. What a night.